The Hidden Battle for London Town
Absolem, the Caterpillar
A seemingly insane man who is addicted to several form of recreational narcotics, particularly opium. He often rhymes and uses nonsense words frequently.
He runs an opium den in Whitechapel, called Wonderland.
He claims to know the entrance to Diagon Alley, but refuses to tell people where it is out of fear that they will ‘be Roman there’.
Original text: Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.